這是美國 CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人 Guest Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人。

Here are just a few reasons. why:
以下是些原因，為什麼呢？

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你：你在想什麼？

She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around you whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。

They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋，她們會馬上叫你滾蛋。

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意。

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40 歲以上的女人有很多優點。

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
不幸地，這並不互惠。(40歲以上的男人呢？)

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情。

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free ?here's an update for you.